Wombat's The Vampire
Dear All,
When night falls, when all is dark and the moon bright...creatures
issue forth out of their deep dark halls and wander the streets...
They find their way towards others of their kind, those who sleep
all day and never see the daylight, they gather, they seek some
form of entertainment to provide purpose to their eternal night
voyages...
Through the night they become transfixed, focused, eyes piercing
the screens to which they are glued, sleep is uneccessary for
they are not as others are, not mere mortals...
Superhuman speed forces keys on computers to click faster than the
outside world, those innocent humans, could comprehend...
It has begun
They are among us OOOOOOOO
Be afraid OOOOOOOO
Be very afraid OOOOOOOO
Their number grows OOOOOOOO
From Oxford they OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
have spread OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You cannot run OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You cannot hide OOOOOOOO
The will find you OOOOOOOO
Avoid the night OOOOOOOO
It is their time OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
[ R.I.P ]
From...
The Vampire
( 5.00am last night, Zippy and Maursh still there when i left )
NB: the author would like to make it clear that:
a) he should not be exposed to sunlight
b) he will not be seen around other than at night
c) he will not appear in mirrors
d) he dislikes garlic
e) he dislikes crosses, holy water and church
f) he may transform into a bat without notice
g) he will avoid all pointed sticks
h) he reserves the right to bite your neck
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING
The Vampire
NB: please note: Vampires are dangerous: DO NOT STROKE THEM.
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