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Latest Stories from News' TkBoom News Centre

30th January 2002OMKS Spending SpreeIMT January Sale Madness
22nd January 2002Flik Promoted to ChieftainStarman given the Flik
22nd January 2002Clan NO is NO.1NO signs of arachnophobia
15th January 2002AnimalLover OutDivine retribution?

OMKS Spending Spree

30th January 2002
Super-rich clan, the Oxford Mobile Killing Society has taken the unusual step of offering it's members 100% financing of purchases in return for a mere 5% sales tax.

Inter-island Master Traders (IMT) reported record spending during the January sales, indicative of a consumer-led economic recovery.

Flik Promoted to Chieftain

22nd January 2002
Due to his sustained level of contribution to the clan, Flik has been awarded the rank of Chieftain by incoming overlord Yogsothoth. The move forms part of a more agressive stance by Yogsothoth on weeding out non-contributing clan members in an effort to transform the clan's fortunes.

Flik's contribution looks set to drag TkBoom up the Clan League from its current modest ranking of sixth place.

All hail Flik! Long live Yogsothoth!

Clan NO is NO.1

22nd January 2002
Clan Spyder were left scrambling to make up lost ground as NO displaced the long-time Clan League front-runners. According to inside information, clan leaders Golden and Jupiter are said to be pleased with this achievment.

If the New Order Clan are able to sustain their current high rate of scoring it appears uncertain whether Spyder will be able to keep up.

AnimalLover Out

15th January 2002
The Legion of Doom's furry and lovable overlord/founder has been ousted following a revolution driven by discontent amongst the rank-and-file members. It is not clear whether any of the clan's newly-supplied tanks were involved in the conflict, as non LOD-affiliated journalists are not currently allowed access to the clan headquarters. Control of the clan was immediately seized by Hiero the Omniscient, with assistance from his bodyguard, Thrud the Barbarian.

AnimalLover becomes the second player ever to have been exiled from a clan they formerly founded and ruled. He is alleged to have been a key conspirator in an earlier plot which put an end to the fledgeling French army rallying round Joan of Arc, changing the course of Turf history.

News Archive

4th December 2001TkBoom Gets Cash LifelineClan saved from bankrupcy
18th November 2001Boom and TkDire MergeSafety in numbers
18th August 2001LOD Rolls Out Heavy GunsPK clan to be equipped with tanks
6th July 2001Trouble For Clans Acid And SpyderClan Overlord, or merely a Pawn?
6th July 2001News Resigns As ChieftainNo News is bad news
2nd June 2001Enemy Clans In DisarrayElection chaos
2nd June 2001TkDire Competition WinnersValour, loyalty and skill rewarded
25th May 2001Clan Shake-UpOut with the old and in with the new
22nd April 2001Beatles DisbandedMusic world still in shock
20th April 2001Clan Acid To Make A ComebackUnder new management
14th April 2001News Gets A PromotionPropoganda division expanded
2nd April 2001News' News Centre Is Now Clan H.Q.Heard the News?
2nd April 2001TkDire Renounces Violence...but for how long?

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