|30th January 2002||OMKS Spending Spree||IMT January Sale Madness|
|22nd January 2002||Flik Promoted to Chieftain||Starman given the Flik|
|22nd January 2002||Clan NO is NO.1||NO signs of arachnophobia|
|15th January 2002||AnimalLover Out||Divine retribution?|
30th January 2002
Super-rich clan, the Oxford Mobile Killing Society has taken the unusual step of offering it's members 100% financing of purchases in return for a mere 5% sales tax.
Inter-island Master Traders (IMT) reported record spending during the January sales, indicative of a consumer-led economic recovery.
22nd January 2002
Due to his sustained level of contribution to the clan, Flik has been awarded the rank of Chieftain by incoming overlord Yogsothoth. The move forms part of a more agressive stance by Yogsothoth on weeding out non-contributing clan members in an effort to transform the clan's fortunes.
Flik's contribution looks set to drag TkBoom up the Clan League from its current modest ranking of sixth place.
All hail Flik! Long live Yogsothoth!
22nd January 2002
Clan Spyder were left scrambling to make up lost ground as NO displaced the long-time Clan League front-runners. According to inside information, clan leaders Golden and Jupiter are said to be pleased with this achievment.
If the New Order Clan are able to sustain their current high rate of scoring it appears uncertain whether Spyder will be able to keep up.
15th January 2002
The Legion of Doom's furry and lovable overlord/founder has been ousted following a revolution driven by discontent amongst the rank-and-file members. It is not clear whether any of the clan's newly-supplied tanks were involved in the conflict, as non LOD-affiliated journalists are not currently allowed access to the clan headquarters. Control of the clan was immediately seized by Hiero the Omniscient, with assistance from his bodyguard, Thrud the Barbarian.
AnimalLover becomes the second player ever to have been exiled from a clan they formerly founded and ruled. He is alleged to have been a key conspirator in an earlier plot which put an end to the fledgeling French army rallying round Joan of Arc, changing the course of Turf history.
|4th December 2001||TkBoom Gets Cash Lifeline||Clan saved from bankrupcy|
|18th November 2001||Boom and TkDire Merge||Safety in numbers|
|18th August 2001||LOD Rolls Out Heavy Guns||PK clan to be equipped with tanks|
|6th July 2001||Trouble For Clans Acid And Spyder||Clan Overlord, or merely a Pawn?|
|6th July 2001||News Resigns As Chieftain||No News is bad news|
|2nd June 2001||Enemy Clans In Disarray||Election chaos|
|2nd June 2001||TkDire Competition Winners||Valour, loyalty and skill rewarded|
|25th May 2001||Clan Shake-Up||Out with the old and in with the new|
|22nd April 2001||Beatles Disbanded||Music world still in shock|
|20th April 2001||Clan Acid To Make A Comeback||Under new management|
|14th April 2001||News Gets A Promotion||Propoganda division expanded|
|2nd April 2001||News' News Centre Is Now Clan H.Q.||Heard the News?|
|2nd April 2001||TkDire Renounces Violence||...but for how long?|
If you hear a Tk-tock,
don't go boom, RUN!